JOEY Uptown Menu
JOEY Uptown in Houston offers a trendy, intimate, and upscale dining experience for New American cuisine lovers. The menu features a variety of options, including steak, truffle ravioli, hummus, lettuce wraps, sushi, and more. Customers rave about the complimentary champagne upon arrival and the attentive service from servers like Juan and Will. Standout dishes like the Steak and Ravioli Bianco and the ravioli with shrimp in a lemony light sauce have left diners impressed with the flavors and presentation. The ambiance is described as modern and clean, making it suitable for date nights, brunch, or girls' night out. With top-notch service, delicious food, and a cool vibe, JOEY Uptown is a must-visit destination for food enthusiasts in Houston.
Sweets
Molten Chocolate Cake (Glutenwise)
Gluten free! Fresh raspberries, tahitian vanilla ice cream
Individually Baked Apple Pie - Vanilla
Hand-folded pastry, toasted almonds, Vanilla ice cream
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The Butter Cake
Warm butter cake, raspberry puree, vanilla ice cream
Crème Brûlée Cheesecake (Full Order)
each - Fresh strawberry compote, whipped cream
Can Coke (ml)
Can Diet Coke (ml)
Red Bull
Can Sprite (ml)
Red Bull (Sugar-Free)
Heineken . (Non-Alcoholic) ( Pack)
x ml
Non-Alcoholic Beverages
Kids + Sides
Aromatic Rice
Grilled Cheese Sandwich
Sourdough bread and cheddar cheese, served with fries
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Pasta With Tomato Sauce
Spaghetti with a tomato sauce, garnished with Grana Padono cheese
Fries
Pasta With Cheese
Spaghetti with a cream cheese sauce
Pita Chips
Chicken Breast
White Rice
Chicken Tenders
Chicken in tempura batter, served with fries
Garlic Toast
Crispy Mashed Potato
Signature mashed potato in crispy wonton wrapper, loaded with bacon, and our addictive green onion & cheddar cheese sauce
Side Mashed Potatoes
Baja Fish Tacos
shrimp and fish tacos, guacamole, valentinas, fries
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JOEY Cheeseburger
Double patties, cheddar cheese, pickles, lettuce, roasted onion aioli
Grilled Chicken Club
Spicy mayo, aged cheddar, smoky bacon
Sandwiches + Burgers
Mains + Steaks
Ravioli Bianco
Prawns, crispy onions, black truffle beurre blanc, grana padano
Blackened Chicken
Warm potato salad, bacon + horseradish aioli, creamy coleslaw
oz Prime New York Steak Frites
Garlic butter, rocket greens, preserved cherry tomatoes, fries
JOEY Classic Steak
oz prime top sirloin, fully loaded crispy mashed potatoes, asparagus.
oz Filet Steak Frites
Garlic butter, rocket greens, preserved cherry tomatoes, fries
Spaghetti Pomodoro (Vegetarian)
Calabrian chili spiked tomato sauce, whipped ricotta, fresh basil, parmesan
oz Prime Top Sirloin Steak Frites
garlic butter, rocket greens, preserved cherry tomatoes, fries
oz Prime Top Sirloin & Ravioli Bianco
sliced grilled steak, shrimp, crispy onions, grana padano, truffle beurre blanc sauce
Chicken Parmesan
Baked with mozzarella + parmesan cheeses, served with our spaghetti pomodoro.
Herb Crush Salmon
Truffle beurre blanc, preserved tomatoes, creamy mashed potatoes, seasonal vegetables (vegetable may vary from picture)
Jumbo Lump Crab Cakes
Two panko crusted crab cakes, shrimp, corn, apple fennel salad, house-made tartar, toasted almonds
Steak & Ravioli Bianco
Sliced grilled sirloin, shrimp, crispy onions, grana padano, truffle beurre blanc sauce
oz Filet & Ravioli Bianco
sliced grilled steak, shrimp, crispy onions, grana padano, truffle beurre blanc sauce
Steak & Seared Salmon Sushi
oz prime sirloin
JOEY New York Steak
oz Prime New York Steak, fully loaded crispy mashed potatoes, seasonal vegetable (vegetable may vary from picture)
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Bone-In Ribeye
oz, our famous fully loaded crispy mashed potatoes, seasonal vegetables, peppercorn sauce (vegetable may vary from picture, lobster tail is an additional charge)
oz Prime NY & Ravioli Bianco
sliced grilled steak, shrimp, crispy onions, grana padano, truffle beurre blanc sauce
Sake Glazed Chilean Sea Bass
Wok-fired vegetables, napa cabbage, dashi broth.
oz NY & Tuna Avocado Crunch Roll
Tataki-style steak, ponzu sauce
Szechuan Tofu Lettuce Wraps (Vegetarian)
Sweet soy ginger glaze, peanuts, crispy wontons, spicy aioli
Baja Cauliflower Tacos (Vegetarian)
Two fried cauliflower tacos, guacamole, valentina’s, peanut kale greens
Crispy Tofu Bowl (Vegetarian)
Korean chili spiced tofu, crispy wontons, green papaya slaw, chili crisp, carrot miso dressing, coconut jasmine rice
Korean Fried Cauliflower (Vegetarian)
Sweet spicy korean chili miso paste, toasted sesame seeds
Hummus (Vegetarian)
Tzatziki, dill, olives, crispy pita
Spaghetti Pomodoro (Vegetarian)
Calabrian chili spiked tomato sauce, whipped ricotta, fresh basil, parmesan
Molten Chocolate Cake (Glutenwise)
Gluten free! Fresh raspberries, tahitian vanilla ice cream
Plant Based + Gluten Friendly
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Hummus (Vegetarian)
Tzatziki, dill, olives, crispy pita
Szechuan Chicken Lettuce Wraps
Sweet soy ginger glaze, peanuts, crispy wontons, spicy aioli
Japanese Gyoza
Pork dumplings with hot mustard
Miso Roasted Mushrooms
Button mushrooms, shallots, white wine
Korean Fried Cauliflower (Vegetarian)
Sweet spicy korean chili miso paste, toasted sesame seeds
Jumbo Lump Crab Cake
crab, shrimp, corn with panko crust, apple fennel salad, house-made tartar
Truffle Parmesan Fries
With grainy mustard aioli
Sushi Cone
Tempura prawn, avocado, spicy mayo, tobiko ( per order)
Szechuan Prawn Lettuce Wraps
Sweet soy ginger glaze, peanuts, crispy wontons, spicy aioli
Hibachi Wings
Spice rubbed, parmesan dip
Seared Salmon Sushi
Fire torched salmon, umami sauce, shaved serrano peppers
Szechuan Tofu Lettuce Wraps (Vegetarian)
Sweet soy ginger glaze, peanuts, crispy wontons, spicy aioli
Tuna And Avocado Crunch Roll
Marinated ahi tuna, avocado, pickled ginger, tempura flakes, spicy emulsion
Scallop & Prawn Ceviche
Avocado, red onion, cilantro, mint, lemongrass-pineapple dressing, yellow corn tortilla chips
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Mini Steak French Dips (Full Order)
each - Carved new york strip, gruyere cheese, garlic toast, au jus on side
Smalls + Shares + Sushi
Bowls + Salads
Yellowfin Tuna Salad
Seared rare, crispy wontons, mango, peanuts, avocado, cilantro lime dressing
Farmers Market With Salmon
Grilled salmon, fresh strawberries, marinated beets, roasted corn, candied sunflower seeds, aged cheddar, champagne vinaigrette (not pictured with salmon)
Katsu Chicken Peanut Salad
Crispy chicken breast, julienne vegetables, arugula, miso ginger dressing
Mediterranean Bowl
Harissa grilled chicken, marinated chickpeas, grilled artichokes, roasted peppers, kalamata olives, gem tomatoes, jasmine rice. hummus, tzatziki
Crispy Tofu Bowl (Vegetarian)
Korean chili spiced tofu, crispy wontons, green papaya slaw, chili crisp, carrot miso dressing, coconut jasmine rice
Farmers Market
Fresh strawberries, marinated beets, roasted corn, candied sunflower seeds, aged cheddar, champagne vinaigrette
Farmers Market With Chicken
Carved chicken, fresh strawberries, marinated beets, roasted corn, candied sunflower seeds, aged cheddar, champagne vinaigrette (not pictured with chicken)
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Tuna Poke Bowl
Sashimi grade ahi tuna poke, crispy wontons, green papaya slaw, chili crisp, carrot miso dressing, coconut jasmine rice