JOEY Uptown Menu

JOEY Uptown in Houston offers a trendy, intimate, and upscale dining experience for New American cuisine lovers. The menu features a variety of options, including steak, truffle ravioli, hummus, lettuce wraps, sushi, and more. Customers rave about the complimentary champagne upon arrival and the attentive service from servers like Juan and Will. Standout dishes like the Steak and Ravioli Bianco and the ravioli with shrimp in a lemony light sauce have left diners impressed with the flavors and presentation. The ambiance is described as modern and clean, making it suitable for date nights, brunch, or girls' night out. With top-notch service, delicious food, and a cool vibe, JOEY Uptown is a must-visit destination for food enthusiasts in Houston.

Sweets

Molten Chocolate Cake (Glutenwise)

Gluten free! Fresh raspberries, tahitian vanilla ice cream

$14.00

Individually Baked Apple Pie - Vanilla

Hand-folded pastry, toasted almonds, Vanilla ice cream

$15.00

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The Butter Cake

Warm butter cake, raspberry puree, vanilla ice cream

$15.00

Crème Brûlée Cheesecake (Full Order)

each - Fresh strawberry compote, whipped cream

$14.00

Can Coke (ml)

$3.50

Can Diet Coke (ml)

$3.50

Red Bull

$6.50

Can Sprite (ml)

$3.50

Red Bull (Sugar-Free)

$6.75

Heineken . (Non-Alcoholic) ( Pack)

x ml

$13.00

Non-Alcoholic Beverages

Kids + Sides

Aromatic Rice

$3.50

Grilled Cheese Sandwich

Sourdough bread and cheddar cheese, served with fries

$12.75

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Pasta With Tomato Sauce

Spaghetti with a tomato sauce, garnished with Grana Padono cheese

$12.00

Fries

$7.25

Pasta With Cheese

Spaghetti with a cream cheese sauce

$12.00

Pita Chips

$3.50

Chicken Breast

$6.00

White Rice

$2.75

Chicken Tenders

Chicken in tempura batter, served with fries

$15.25

Garlic Toast

$5.00

Crispy Mashed Potato

Signature mashed potato in crispy wonton wrapper, loaded with bacon, and our addictive green onion & cheddar cheese sauce

$6.25

Side Mashed Potatoes

$4.75

Baja Fish Tacos

shrimp and fish tacos, guacamole, valentinas, fries

$22.00

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JOEY Cheeseburger

Double patties, cheddar cheese, pickles, lettuce, roasted onion aioli

$24.00

Grilled Chicken Club

Spicy mayo, aged cheddar, smoky bacon

$23.00

Sandwiches + Burgers

Mains + Steaks

Ravioli Bianco

Prawns, crispy onions, black truffle beurre blanc, grana padano

$35.00

Blackened Chicken

Warm potato salad, bacon + horseradish aioli, creamy coleslaw

$33.00

oz Prime New York Steak Frites

Garlic butter, rocket greens, preserved cherry tomatoes, fries

$63.00

JOEY Classic Steak

oz prime top sirloin, fully loaded crispy mashed potatoes, asparagus.

$41.00

oz Filet Steak Frites

Garlic butter, rocket greens, preserved cherry tomatoes, fries

$58.00

Spaghetti Pomodoro (Vegetarian)

Calabrian chili spiked tomato sauce, whipped ricotta, fresh basil, parmesan

$23.00

oz Prime Top Sirloin Steak Frites

garlic butter, rocket greens, preserved cherry tomatoes, fries

$36.50

oz Prime Top Sirloin & Ravioli Bianco

sliced grilled steak, shrimp, crispy onions, grana padano, truffle beurre blanc sauce

$42.50

Chicken Parmesan

Baked with mozzarella + parmesan cheeses, served with our spaghetti pomodoro.

$31.00

Herb Crush Salmon

Truffle beurre blanc, preserved tomatoes, creamy mashed potatoes, seasonal vegetables (vegetable may vary from picture)

$38.00

Jumbo Lump Crab Cakes

Two panko crusted crab cakes, shrimp, corn, apple fennel salad, house-made tartar, toasted almonds

$43.00

Steak & Ravioli Bianco

Sliced grilled sirloin, shrimp, crispy onions, grana padano, truffle beurre blanc sauce

$36.00

oz Filet & Ravioli Bianco

sliced grilled steak, shrimp, crispy onions, grana padano, truffle beurre blanc sauce

$64.00

Steak & Seared Salmon Sushi

oz prime sirloin

$42.50

JOEY New York Steak

oz Prime New York Steak, fully loaded crispy mashed potatoes, seasonal vegetable (vegetable may vary from picture)

$67.00

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Bone-In Ribeye

oz, our famous fully loaded crispy mashed potatoes, seasonal vegetables, peppercorn sauce (vegetable may vary from picture, lobster tail is an additional charge)

$94.00

oz Prime NY & Ravioli Bianco

sliced grilled steak, shrimp, crispy onions, grana padano, truffle beurre blanc sauce

$69.00

Sake Glazed Chilean Sea Bass

Wok-fired vegetables, napa cabbage, dashi broth.

$49.00

oz NY & Tuna Avocado Crunch Roll

Tataki-style steak, ponzu sauce

$69.00

Szechuan Tofu Lettuce Wraps (Vegetarian)

Sweet soy ginger glaze, peanuts, crispy wontons, spicy aioli

$23.00

Baja Cauliflower Tacos (Vegetarian)

Two fried cauliflower tacos, guacamole, valentina’s, peanut kale greens

$20.00

Crispy Tofu Bowl (Vegetarian)

Korean chili spiced tofu, crispy wontons, green papaya slaw, chili crisp, carrot miso dressing, coconut jasmine rice

$23.00

Korean Fried Cauliflower (Vegetarian)

Sweet spicy korean chili miso paste, toasted sesame seeds

$16.50

Hummus (Vegetarian)

Tzatziki, dill, olives, crispy pita

$19.00

Spaghetti Pomodoro (Vegetarian)

Calabrian chili spiked tomato sauce, whipped ricotta, fresh basil, parmesan

$23.00

Molten Chocolate Cake (Glutenwise)

Gluten free! Fresh raspberries, tahitian vanilla ice cream

$14.00

Plant Based + Gluten Friendly

Cutlery

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Hummus (Vegetarian)

Tzatziki, dill, olives, crispy pita

$19.00

Szechuan Chicken Lettuce Wraps

Sweet soy ginger glaze, peanuts, crispy wontons, spicy aioli

$23.00

Japanese Gyoza

Pork dumplings with hot mustard

$15.00

Miso Roasted Mushrooms

Button mushrooms, shallots, white wine

$14.00

Korean Fried Cauliflower (Vegetarian)

Sweet spicy korean chili miso paste, toasted sesame seeds

$16.50

Jumbo Lump Crab Cake

crab, shrimp, corn with panko crust, apple fennel salad, house-made tartar

$26.00

Truffle Parmesan Fries

With grainy mustard aioli

$13.00

Sushi Cone

Tempura prawn, avocado, spicy mayo, tobiko ( per order)

$6.50

Szechuan Prawn Lettuce Wraps

Sweet soy ginger glaze, peanuts, crispy wontons, spicy aioli

$26.00

Hibachi Wings

Spice rubbed, parmesan dip

$22.00

Seared Salmon Sushi

Fire torched salmon, umami sauce, shaved serrano peppers

$22.00

Szechuan Tofu Lettuce Wraps (Vegetarian)

Sweet soy ginger glaze, peanuts, crispy wontons, spicy aioli

$23.00

Tuna And Avocado Crunch Roll

Marinated ahi tuna, avocado, pickled ginger, tempura flakes, spicy emulsion

$22.00

Scallop & Prawn Ceviche

Avocado, red onion, cilantro, mint, lemongrass-pineapple dressing, yellow corn tortilla chips

$22.00

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Mini Steak French Dips (Full Order)

each - Carved new york strip, gruyere cheese, garlic toast, au jus on side

$22.00

Smalls + Shares + Sushi

Bowls + Salads

Yellowfin Tuna Salad

Seared rare, crispy wontons, mango, peanuts, avocado, cilantro lime dressing

$29.00

Farmers Market With Salmon

Grilled salmon, fresh strawberries, marinated beets, roasted corn, candied sunflower seeds, aged cheddar, champagne vinaigrette (not pictured with salmon)

$27.50

Katsu Chicken Peanut Salad

Crispy chicken breast, julienne vegetables, arugula, miso ginger dressing

$25.00

Mediterranean Bowl

Harissa grilled chicken, marinated chickpeas, grilled artichokes, roasted peppers, kalamata olives, gem tomatoes, jasmine rice. hummus, tzatziki

$27.00

Crispy Tofu Bowl (Vegetarian)

Korean chili spiced tofu, crispy wontons, green papaya slaw, chili crisp, carrot miso dressing, coconut jasmine rice

$23.00

Farmers Market

Fresh strawberries, marinated beets, roasted corn, candied sunflower seeds, aged cheddar, champagne vinaigrette

$16.50

Farmers Market With Chicken

Carved chicken, fresh strawberries, marinated beets, roasted corn, candied sunflower seeds, aged cheddar, champagne vinaigrette (not pictured with chicken)

$24.00

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Tuna Poke Bowl

Sashimi grade ahi tuna poke, crispy wontons, green papaya slaw, chili crisp, carrot miso dressing, coconut jasmine rice

$27.00

House Salad

$10.25